Thursday, February 26, 2009

Because I play videogames and Im a Nerd

So my bro and I always play the same season of NCAA football and I am always Texas and he is Florida. Anyways, it took until the 2013 season for Texas to win a national championship. And how??? With a little help from my friends. Once I recruit players I change their names to one of my friends making the game a little more interesting and exciting. Here are the stats. Nobody should care about this but its fun to see your name and see how well you did.

Starters:

Offense:

QB: Sean Neesley
HB: Angelico Rosales
FB: Heather Murray
LT: Noor Manahan
LG: Larissa Tater
C: Carson Mobley
RG: Cesar Calderon
RT: Drew Carls II
TE: Graeme Drummond
WR: Weston Carls
WR: Matt Doeckel

Offensive subs:
QB: Ricky Arreola
QB: Jeremy Maurer
HB: Santi Calderon
FB: Craig Lauck
WR: Wade Floyd
WR: Travis Weber
WR: Liam Gallagher


Defensive Starters:

DE: Don Nguyen
DT: Brian Truex
DT: Bobby Ausman
DE: Linh Ong
LOLB: Yvan Huerta
MLB: Chris Fulton
ROLB: Stephen Buchanan
CB: David Burns
CB: Travis Henning
FS: Chris Balto
SS: Eric Schoppe

Defensive Subs:

DE: Stephane Targac
MLB: Julian Monceaux III
CB: Jesus Arreola
CB: Allen Henning
CB: Gerardo Fernandez


Special Teams:
Kicker: Kurt Huerta
Punter: Jose De Haro

Passing: Rating Comp Att Yds TD Int Comp%
Nessley 293 396 463 5680 82 18 85
Arreola 139.4 15 23 196 2 3 65
Maurer 0 1 5 11 0 1 20

Rushing: Att Yds TD
Rosales 88 574 7
S. Calderon 4 21 0
Neesley 11 13 3
Murray 2 3 0
Arreola 1 1 1


Receiving: Rec Yds TD
Rosales 111 1630 21
Drummond 94 1336 24
Murray 71 1244 16
W. Carls 43 449 4
Doeckel 32 339 7
Floyd 32 471 8
S. Calderon 15 195 3
T. Web 6 114 1

Awards:
Heisman
1. Neesley
2. Rosales
4. Drummond

Maxwell
1. Neesley
2. Rosales
6. Drummond

Bednarik
1. Burns
4. Schoppe

O'brien
1. Neesley

Walker
2. Rosales

Best TE
1. Drummond
2. Murray

Thorpe
1. Burns
2. Schoppe
3. J. Arreola

Best Punter
1. De Haro

Best Returner
1. Gallagher
2. W. Carls


Nerdy Nerd

(SXSW music is pumping me up!!!)

"Here we fuckin GOOOOOOOOO!!!"- Glasvegas

6 comments:

  1. Holy shit! I won 2 awards!!! With me and Travis at corner, I don't know if you will EVER get any play time! LOL

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  2. Exclusive news:

    David Burns from the Texas Longhorns has stated that he will give up his Senior year in college to join the ranks of the NFL. Burns said in an interview, "Due to the economical struggles of the country and myself I will bypass my last year at college to try my skills at the professional level. I am glad that J. Arreola will most likely take my spot since he is an amazing athlete." A happy Arreola was seen drinking downtown celebrating with his friends that he will have the starting position and that he will be able to see his friend Burns more since he will now have money to spend. Arreola said, "I am just happy for Burns. Maybe he will buy me drinks and will see him more often downtown. And I hope to start next season but it will be hard since A. Henning and Fernandez will be fighting for a spot in the starting roster." Coach Arreola seemed worried that his son only thinks about partying rather than focusing in the season.

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  3. In other news. David Burns II has accepted to join the Texas Longhorns for the 2014 season. The 5 star wide receiver will be an asset to the team after the departures of star WR players like Doeckel, Drummond and W. Carls.

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  4. Hahaha! Now that I am in the NFL I guess I can afford to go dt more often! It is good I went up, so you can get some playing time in this next season (you are an "amazing athlete" afterall). Lol!

    This cracks me up! At least DB2 is coming in at wide receiver next! Watch out, cause I am comin!

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  5. It looks like I didn't get any awards, but I was about average... Works for me.

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  6. I'm a guard? I hope my magnificent ability to throw my weight around knocked some people on their a**es.

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