Whoever Smelt It Dealt It

I am in my classroom in class and the school's principal steps into the classroom. He asks me to step outside of the classroom and that he would take over. I was a bit confused over the whole thing. I step outside my room and there are three cops and the vice principal. They look at me and comment me that someone walked passed me and said that I smell like weed. I start semi cracking up and say, "Whoever smelt it dealt it." All four of them laugh and ask me if I have been smoking. I replied, "No." Then they asked me to put my hands together and ALL three cops and the vice principal smell my hands. They all start laughing. The vice principal slaps the SHIT out of my back and tells me, "youre cool, we just had to check." Then a police officer starts talking to me about Mexico and how much he loves it.


What an awkward first ten minutes of work.

LOL