So everyone knows what Russian roulette is. Well Eric and I have come up with an amazing plan, Rufi Roulette. We are going to buy a rufi and put it inside a drink. Then we are going to gather a number of people who want to play. Probably three or four. The same number of drinks will be serve as the number of people. One will take the rufi but nobody will know until the effects take place. Will be a crazy night that will be documented and partially remembered forever. Probably will get a camera and such. And make a movie out of it.
Clare has to be one of the greatest things to happen in 2009. I want to be with her day and night:
Clare telling the truth:
Love this theory:
"Clare Werbeloff has punk’d the news. Brilliant. For years the news media have been punking us. It took Clare Werbeloff to turn the tables. She punk’d them. She made up the entire “chk chk boom” story on the spur of the moment. What talent! What creativity! What balls!
Years from now, when studying how the media died, I’m sure journalism professors will point to Clare as one of the defining moments. She perfected the media punk model.
1. Be in the right place at the right time.
2. Find a news crew.
3. Make sure you’re looking hawt - the news doesn’t talk to fuglies.
4. Create a somewhat believable story.
5. Here’s the most important part - Come up with an instant catch phrase that works as a 10 second sound bite!
Together we can speed up the end of the old media by punking them over and over, day and night. They won’t know who to believe. And let’s face it - they won’t care. It’s not like they have cared much about what’s true for the last 20 years anyway. What they care about are the three S’s: sensationalism, scandal, and selling advertising. So this is just taking their model to its natural conclusion.
So I'll be gone for the next three months and I really just feel like buzzing my head. I've always wanted to do it and its summertime and if it looks bad who cares?? Nobody will see. So before I do that I want to have a crazy ugly/cool or whatever haircut for the weekend. So I was thinking: Mullet or Mohawk??? or a little of both!?!?!
So here in USA/Texas mullets are seen as a hick or red neck thing but in Europe, specially Spain its the ultimate style. And well.... I am both so.... its ok I guess. Fuck it, ill just do a Fernando.
The problem is that I will never be as good looking as Fernando and I don't know how good of a stylist Julianna is.
I love making top 5 lists, I remind myself of John Cusack in that movie which name I forgot. So anyways, these are my top 5 acts in the world. These are bands that started after I was born and that I actually have seen live. And it is based on how good the concert was and on energy, not on how much I like the band (which obviously has a lot of influence). Also on how tired I was after the concert (probably because I got in the mosh pit or I jumped too much) and how much I lost my voice. Ok, here they are:
1.The Strokes- NYC, USA:have seen them 3 times
2.Black Rebel Motorcycle Club- California,USA:4 times
3. Kasabian- Leicester, England:3 times
4. Oasis- Manchester, England: 6 times
I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF ALL THOSE PEOPLE DURING THIS SHOW!!!!
