Urine or You're Out

THE JOB - URINE TEST
(Whoever wrote this one deserves a HUGE pat on the back!)


Like most folks in this country, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck in my case, I am required to pass a random urine test (with which I have no problem). What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test.

So, here is my Question: Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them?
Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their ass - doing drugs, while I work. . . Can you imagine how much money each state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check?
I guess we could title that program, 'Urine or You're Out'. Pass this along if you agree or simply delete if you don't. Hope you all will pass it along, though. Something has to change in this country -- and soon!!!!!!!

SXSW RSVPs

Last updated on March 11th 2010

Don't worry about what you are RSVP'ing for, worry about that later.

RVSP:

http://burlesquedesign.com/doittoit/

http://thebayareatakeover.com/wp/

http://iodasxsw.com/2010/rsvp/

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=296043629868 (i don't think this is an official rsvp, but try it anyway)

http://www.pastemagazine.com/app/rsvp/new/20

http://www.standardrecording.com/sxsw/

http://www.britishmusic.biz/SXSW

http://spreadsheets.google.com/viewform?formkey=dGtzaGZnTXhoNTV5UmR5VWpXbjlZcXc6MA

http://do512.com/c/sx2010/event/2010/03/20/do512-presents-the-big-one-2010

http://my.sxsw.com/events/event/4895

http://banyanbranch.com/sxsw/

http://filtermagazine.com/index.php/rsvp/sxsw/

http://i808.photobucket.com/albums/zz1/dancepartyblog/DT_SxSW_BIGupdated.jpg

http://www.iamhighvoltage.com/rsvp.html

http://do512.com/c/sx2010/event/2010/03/16/sxsw-from-the-mind-of-adi-and-couch-professor-entertainment-present

$3, free food and drinks, all ages, RSVP with full name to austin@pegstar.nethttp://www.gigacrate.com/rsvp/

http://fullmetaltexas.com/

http://www.allyourfriendstx.com/

http://filtermagazine.com/index.php/rsvp/dickies/

http://www.britishguestlist.info/

e-mail for rsvp: avclubRSVP@theonion.com

http://stereogum.com/rangelife/ (RSVPs open March 8th)

http://austintownhall.com/rsvp

http://www.purevolume.com/thehouse

http://dancerobotsdance.com/sxsw/

http://knucklerumbler.com/2010/03/nah-right-and-the-smoking-section-present-the-grand-ole-party/

http://caltweet.com/72z

RSVP to: SDSxSW@San.rr.Com

http://knucklerumbler.com/2010/03/my-old-kentucky-blog-presents-pumps-and-a-bump/

RSVP to: megaisagang@gmail.com

http://www.francerocksaustin.com/rsvp.php

http://knucklerumbler.com/2010/03/knuckle-rumbler-with-rhapsody-com-presents/

RSVP email: SXSW@RELIX.COM

http://hypem.com/events/losecontrol2010

http://secure.onlinerock.com/cgi-bin/forms/forms.cgi?form=13

http://www.imposemagazine.com/bytes/the-austin-imposition-2010

http://this.bigstereo.net/rsvp/

http://www.midwastelandtakeover.com/rsvp.php

RSVP to RSVP@poptartssucktoasted.com

rsvp to rsvp@austinmonthly.com

http://www.fontanadistribution.com/SXSW/sxsw2010.html

RSVP to sxsw2010@smallstone.com

http://www.sanctuaryprintshop.com/coasttocoast/

http://www.dyfo.blogspot.com/p/sxsw.html

http://app.mobilestorm.com/cp/viewRsvpForm.php?q=Njk3OQ==

RSVP to escapesbooking@gmail.com

http://knucklerumbler.com/category/therumblerlounge/

http://do512.com/c/sx2010/event/2010/03/20/theglitoris-hosts-moshi-moshi-records-wichita-records-mixtape-music

http://do512.com/c/sx2010/event/2010/03/20/obscure-magpie-musics-2010-sxsw-two-headed-party

RSVP to RSVP@mpressrecords.com

http://mwtxparty.com/

http://mailer.cornerstonepromotion.com/pages/rsvp/converse-presents-the-get-out-of-the-garage-showcase

http://www.vita.mn/event_detail.php?event_id=90035

http://apps.thefader.com/pages/rsvp/levi-s-fader-fort-2010

http://thesmallbusinessweb.com/sxsbw/

http://gowalla.com/sxsw

http://www.rareaustin.com/fleadh.html

last added:

http://levis-fader-fort-zynga.eventbrite.com/

http://www.smallstone.com/RSVP.php

rsvp to rsvp@hearya.com

http://perezhilton.com/austintome2010/






P.S. This is getting crazy. I keep being told that I am missing some!!! Where are so MANY parties coming from!?!?!

There you go, better RSVP and hang out with me.

Thank you David Burns for the RSVPs.