Clare Chk Chk Boom Into My Heart

So this is the story of Clare... the love of my life.

In case the youtube link doesn't work:

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/814694...in-inner-sydney


This is what Clare saw:














Clare has to be one of the greatest things to happen in 2009. I want to be with her day and night:





Clare telling the truth:





Love this theory:

"Clare Werbeloff has punk’d the news. Brilliant. For years the news media have been punking us. It took Clare Werbeloff to turn the tables. She punk’d them. She made up the entire “chk chk boom” story on the spur of the moment. What talent! What creativity! What balls!

Years from now, when studying how the media died, I’m sure journalism professors will point to Clare as one of the defining moments. She perfected the media punk model.

1. Be in the right place at the right time.

2. Find a news crew.

3. Make sure you’re looking hawt - the news doesn’t talk to fuglies.

4. Create a somewhat believable story.

5. Here’s the most important part - Come up with an instant catch phrase that works as a 10 second sound bite!

Together we can speed up the end of the old media by punking them over and over, day and night. They won’t know who to believe. And let’s face it - they won’t care. It’s not like they have cared much about what’s true for the last 20 years anyway. What they care about are the three S’s: sensationalism, scandal, and selling advertising. So this is just taking their model to its natural conclusion.

PUNK THE NEWS!"

http://www.news.com.au/technology/story/0,28348,25527760-5014239,00.html

Her twitter!!! (I am definitely following it minute by minute)

http://twitter.com/clare_werbeloff


More news about Clare:



Pictures of Clare having fun:

Clare having fun with her peeps



Clare ALWAYS looking hawt



The dress rocking sexy Clare



Clare having fun, she is so much fun



Clare being goofy in mud



Clare being super hawt with money in her hand



Clare and cupcakes... she can cook!!! she is perfect


Clare being patriotic!!!


Clare rocking the Australian flag




I don't know about you guys but I am buying my ticket to Australia to party with Clare.


Oh yea, she can sing!!!!














this is going to be the best album of the YEAR!!!

holy shit!!! WTF is this!?!?! lol

Mohawk or Mullet?!?!

So I'll be gone for the next three months and I really just feel like buzzing my head. I've always wanted to do it and its summertime and if it looks bad who cares?? Nobody will see. So before I do that I want to have a crazy ugly/cool or whatever haircut for the weekend. So I was thinking: Mullet or Mohawk??? or a little of both!?!?!


So here in USA/Texas mullets are seen as a hick or red neck thing but in Europe, specially Spain its the ultimate style. And well.... I am both so.... its ok I guess. Fuck it, ill just do a Fernando.

The problem is that I will never be as good looking as Fernando and I don't know how good of a stylist Julianna is.




so what is it???

My Top 5 Favorite Live Bands

I love making top 5 lists, I remind myself of John Cusack in that movie which name I forgot. So anyways, these are my top 5 acts in the world. These are bands that started after I was born and that I actually have seen live. And it is based on how good the concert was and on energy, not on how much I like the band (which obviously has a lot of influence). Also on how tired I was after the concert (probably because I got in the mosh pit or I jumped too much) and how much I lost my voice. Ok, here they are:

1. The Strokes- NYC, USA:have seen them 3 times

2. Black Rebel Motorcycle Club- California, USA:4 times

3. Kasabian- Leicester, England: 3 times

4. Oasis- Manchester, England: 6 times

I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF ALL THOSE PEOPLE DURING THIS SHOW!!!!

5. Kings of Leon- Nashville, USA: 10 times

PANDEMONIUM!!!

Someone just let a snake out at Austin High!!! huh!!! its huuuuuge!!!

That night that I was almost handcuffed in New York

So.... this is one of those stories that very few people know about because I didnt have anyone to tell and then I just forgot. SO here it comes. The story about the last night I was in New York about a month ago.

So Camille gave me a book called Heavier Than Heaven ,the biography of Kurt Cobain, to read. During my trip in New York City I was all by myself. I know three people there but I wasnt able to meet any of them. So I decided to just walk around the city and read the book. Everywhere I went I would take the book with me: Yankee Stadium, CitiField Stadium, Brooklyn Bridge, Central Park, the subway, Hooters, Comedy Central, Time Square, Brooklyn, Ground Zero, Empire State, Union Square, Washington Square, etc. Every place that I went I would find the time to read it.

Anyways, every night I would go to my favorite pub, O'Sheas, in NYC which is on 19th St and Ave. 7 and watch NBA playoffs as I read the book. On my very last night I went back to the pub and watched the Mavericks play the Spurs. I payed $5 for my first Stella and then my second. The bartender got me a third Stella on the house and then I met a couple who bought me two more Stellas. I think I was there for about three hours talking to the couple, reading the book, listening to really fuckin good music and watching the Mavs rape the Spurs. So I got tired and left to my hostel. As I layed in bed I remembered that I left my book at the pub. I got up and walked to the pub which is only a couple blocks away from my hostel. By the time I got to the pub it was 4am already (bars close at 4am). I tried to get into the pub but the doors were locked. I knocked on the window to ask the bartender for my book but the bartenders were ignoring me. Another couple stood and stared at me as I knocked on the window.


Ah shit, I forgot to tell you about the bar. The bar is on the corner of the street so one side of the bar is facing 7th avenue and the other is facing 19th street.

I was standing on the side facing 7th avenue. So as I am standing there knocking on the window I heard a BANG and then another BANG. I walked a few steps and see a couple of guys throwing trash cans at the pub. Me... being tipsy decided to become the hero and started running toward the couple of guys who threw the trash cans. As I ran about twenty something steps I realized that it was stupid to go after them so I stopped running. Next thing I knew, the bartender tackled me. He semi started wrestling me as I yelled, "It wasn't me!!! It wasn't me!!!" Next thing I know there are a couple of cops asking me questions, one of them was getting ready to handcuff me but I kept telling them that it wasn't me who threw the trash cans. The couple who had seen me knocking on the window earlier walked outside and told the cops that it wasn't me. When asked what was I doing I told them that I came back to get my book. The cops told me to go into the pub and none of the bartenders wanted to give me my book because they were busy doing other things. But after about fifteen minutes a lady gave me my book and I went back to bed to my hostel. And that was that.

My Roommate is an Inconsiderate Drunk

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So far.. My albums of 2009

Black Lips- Million Thousand
Broken Records-Until The Earth Begins To Part
Kevin Burgess- Butterflies At Axis
Camera Obscura-My Maudlin Career
Dark Night of the Soul - Dark Night of the Soul
Yeah Yeah Yeahs - It's Blitz!
Future Of The Left- Travels With Myself And Another
Graham Coxon-The Spinning Top
Howling Bells-Radio Wars
White Rabbits- It's Frightening
Jarvis Cocker - Further Complications
Doves- Kingdom Of Rust
Lily Allen - It's Not Me, It's You
M. Ward - Hold Time
Mando Diao-Give Me Fire
Morrissey - Years of Refusal
Neil Young - Fork In The Road
Nickel Eye-The Time Of The Assassins
Peter Doherty-Grace Wastelands
Boston Spaceships- The Planets Are Blasted
Steve Cradock-The Kundalini Target
The Enemy - Music For The People
The Pains of Being Pure at Heart- The Pains of Being Pure at Heart
The Horrors-Primary Colours
White Lies-To Lose My Life
Franz Ferdinand- Tonight Franz Ferdinand
Strange Boys- And Girl Club
Dark Night Of The Soul- Dark Night Of The Soul


what am i missing?!!?

dark night of the soul

LEAKED!!!


im psyche!!

http://rs748.rapidshare.com/files/230202259/Dark_Night_of_the_Soul.zip

Moving to.... 2

Virginia now!! for the summer. im so freaking confused!! so im only going to Nashville for a couple of weeks, then driving to Virginia and working there until sometime August.


so heres the thing... who wants to fly to Virginia mid August (ill pay) and road trip back to Austin with me??? we can hit some hot spots on the way back.